Tea Towel – “I’m Not As Mean As I Would Like To Be” Vintage Tea Party Dish Towel

Light, quick-drying, and a little bit cheeky — this microfiber tea towel brings a wink to everyday chores. Finished with neat hemmed edges and a subtle one-sided print, it shows a vintage-style illustration and the line: “I’m not as mean as I would like to be and I wish people appreciated that more.” It lays flat on countertops, drapes over a dish rack, or folds into a gift basket with quiet personality. The fine split fibers absorb water fast and dry nearly instantly, so it stays fresh between uses. For those who prefer practicality with a dry sense of humor, this towel feels familiar and useful — and makes the ordinary feel a touch more personal.

Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying
- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting use
- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm) — versatile for kitchen tasks
- One-sided print with vintage illustration and witty text
- Sewn-in care label; blanks sourced from China (note: dark mockup colors print brighter)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat